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Wed, Dec. 19th, 2007, 09:30 am
lookout mil-townzies

i'll be in lovely wauwatosa on december the 25th! that's right, i'm flying in on xmas because i love airports and i thought i'd treat myself this year. i'll be around for about a week and then i'll drive back with anne (who's already in madison).
who wants to bake a birthday cake for jesus!?

Thu, Nov. 29th, 2007, 08:54 am
the father, the son, etc...



happy birthdizzle [info]cactusmonkey!!

Thu, May. 10th, 2007, 08:09 am
dear republicans...

evolution is no more a question of "belief" than the earth's roundness.

sincerely,

wolfmensington

Thu, Apr. 26th, 2007, 10:22 am
professor pickles...

so i walked by a classroom on campus the other day and the following was written on the blackboard:

RAP east coast -------> west coast $

i don't know what the class was, but i know i want to enroll!

Tue, Mar. 20th, 2007, 02:44 pm
also...

i really like sam harris...

"Saltman: isn't religion a natural outgrowth of human nature?

Harris: it almost certainly is. but everything we do is a natural outgrowth of human nature. genocide is. rape is. no one would ever think of arguing that this makes genocide or rape a necessary feature of a civilized society."

from this interview.

Fri, Mar. 9th, 2007, 11:55 pm
let's do this...

thanks to [info]agentqup for helping me find amazingly fun ways to pass the time...
1. Pick 20 (let's us be lazy and just do 10, shall we?) films you love/thoroughly enjoy
2. Find screen stills for each film.
3. See how many people guess correctly.

let's hear it for answers! )

Thu, Feb. 22nd, 2007, 08:31 pm
it's never too early... to become a black widow.

as you may or may not know [info]lendonshmendon and i are engaged! exciting news, i know.
so, what's the most fantastic engagement gift you could ever think of receiving from a member of your fiancee's family?
give up? )

Thu, Feb. 22nd, 2007, 08:29 pm
damn straight!

Your Stripper Song Is

Baby Got Back by Sir Mix-A-Lot

"So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'"

You've got a boomin' body, and you're not afraid to show it off.

Sat, Feb. 10th, 2007, 01:19 am
god bless indoctrination!

watching the movie jesus camp. entirely disturbing. but well made and worth a look if you want to be depressed!

Mon, Jan. 29th, 2007, 10:32 am
saving on the cost of a record player...

whatever, i can do that.

Fri, Jan. 19th, 2007, 10:56 am
it's called logic people...

this is just absurd. i was under the impression that this was the twenty-first century. just stop me if i'm wrong.

so the flood, noah and the ark and all that horseshit, that flood caused the grand canyon. i'd imagine there to be a wealth of "scientific" evidence supporting that.

Fri, Dec. 15th, 2006, 11:09 am
dones withs schools's!

i can't wait to get back to milwaukee to celebrate the birth of santa claus. i shudder to think what it must have been like before he was around breaking into people's houses late at night, gently fingering them by candle light.
so, we're leaving by automobile tomorrow and i should be in milwaukee no later than monday (perhaps even sunday!)

fantastic!

p.s. who wants to hit up the west town gigantor screen and get a rusty trombone while we watch the nativity story? let me know.

Sun, Nov. 26th, 2006, 11:31 am
santa's watching you. seriously he is, i've been to his website.

well well well. it's almost time for my biannual visit to milwisco. walters? presents? drunkenness? church!?
yes yes yes and yes. shall we say the 16thish until the 29thish? yes. let's.

had a denver thanksgiving sans anne, but plus a few friends who know how to cook! i even contributed a homemade apple pie. delicious. now i must go tear ulysses a new word-hole. in the words of the illustrious john "cougar" mellencamp, that book "hurts so good".

Wed, Oct. 11th, 2006, 01:43 am
okay, after this i really need to do some homework...

some important information regarding evolution!



"...to keep kids out of heaven." hahaha, etc.

Wed, Oct. 11th, 2006, 12:49 am
two important points...

1.dear mr. columbus,

i may have been a little hard on you yesterday. afterall, we did get a package from ups.

sincerely,

wolfmenzington



2. happy halloween!

Mon, Oct. 9th, 2006, 02:40 pm
what christopher columbus means to me...

that bastard )

Sat, Oct. 7th, 2006, 08:27 pm
i just need a small business loan.

there is a salon not too far from where i live called "tigeress" [sic]. i really want to open a salon in the same shopping center called "euphrates".

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